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I'm on Jonny's account again and I cba logging off

Also, dicks

lol skool shit an i like girls so it all gud lol

WELL AS U CAN ALL C IM AM BEING HELD SO THAT I CANT DO ANYTING WITH THIS ACCOUNT IT REALLY GAY THE MORALE OF THE STORY DONT TRUST UR FRIENDS.

Our own little Treaty of Versailles.

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Clause 1
You acknowledge the new redesign I have implemented into your profile, which was much better than it was before I homosexualised it.

Clause 2
You acknowledge my taking of your account was done in a spit of genius, and the humor inherent in it was inherently inherent in its humor.

Clause 3
The manufacture, import, and export of weapons and poison gas is prohibited.

Clause 4
At dinner times when asked to say amen, refuse and claim you have converted to Judaism.

Clause 5
You attack Christopher and refer to him as 'sammy snake' for the next three weeks.

Clause 6
Enlisted men will be retained for at least 12 years; officers to be retained for at least 25 years.

Clause 7
Stop breaking your mobile phones.

Clause 8 (an excessive amount of chicken for the coming trip)
Use the account once a week.

Clause 9
The War Guilt Clause lays sole responsibility for the war on Germany, which would be accountable for all the damage done to civilian population of the allies.

Clause 10
When inquired regarding time, you will invariably respond with 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time', complete with dance proceedure.

Clause 11
You will not change the password.

Clause 12
BALEETED

Clause 13
RESPECT MAH AUTHOROTAY

Clause 14
The Rhineland will become a demilitarized zone administered by Great Britain and France jointly.

Clause 15
I reserve the right to edit, add or remove the clauses where I see fit

Clause 16
Failure to comply will result in the account being locked (the exception being Clause 11, in which some 'multimedia' involving the trip to Portrush will be disclosed to 4Chan.org) and its password will be distributed to the denziens of Newgrounds.
Shit will go down.

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You will send confirmation of the agreement through text, and I will disclose the password.
Happy days! And by the way, were you ever going to go camping, or is that just off now?

Minor bun engine made Benny Lava

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

Jhonny dearest, if you happen to be reading this, please check previous posts.
I put a lot of work into their conception.

IN MY FAGGOTRY

I LOVE MY BROTHER CHRISTOPHER DUNDAS

BROS BEFORE HOES MANNN

HI I'M JHONNY I LIKE HARRY POTTER

im bk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!